Apologies
Sorry I haven’t blogged in a looong time but I have been suffering from acute (a cute) writer’s cramp and brain wiffies. Even though I had lots to tell you, my noggin and paw wouldn’t connect.
Summer’s gone, and so was Moomie! She went to Europe, to visit her Moomie! I did not know I had another grandma and would have loved to go meet her, but she lives far, far away, across a huge puddle. The only way to get there is in one of those big, shiny birds that fly over my backyard poop station, so I stayed home with Papa and went to the office with him every day. He said I am the best laptop he ever had and he let me play with a robo mouse that poof, like magic, made Moomie appear on a screen. Papa called it Skype and we talked through the magic box. He also said I was the sexiest secretary he ever had. Helloooo, of course I am, I am legally blonde after all!
Moomie was gone for 10 days, the longest I have been separated from her since I adopted her, and when she came back, I didn’t leave her side for weeks, making sure she wouldn’t go away again. But no matter how many kissies I showered her with, boohoo … she left again, and this time Papa went with her! They had to go to Washington because Moomie is a diplomat now and there was some highfalutin’ swearing-in ceremony where no doggies were allowed. Party poopers! I could have livened up the stuffy crowd quite a bit!
Thanks goodness Nanny Beth came and stayed with me while they were gone or I would have starved to death from lack of love and Hundefutter (please note: reverse order of priority!). When they came back, they promised me they would not abandon me again until next year when they go watch my future sister, a showgirl named Reni, aka GCH Wroyal Sarenity Vom Daxi Haus MLC strut her regal bootie at the Westminster doggie show. What? Why? My hiney is cute too, so why won’t they just stay home and watch me jiggle it instead?
And what’s this bark about a future sister all about? I already have a sister, Halo, and a brother, Jack, but I haven’t seen them since October 2010. I miss playing with them, so I hope this Reni-Girl loves to run and be chased as much as I do. I am actually willing to share Moomie and Papa with her, as long as she realizes I will always be Princess Claire-Claire and she will have to play by my rules!
Soon Santa Claus will visit for the 2nd time. I have been a very good lildoxi girl, so I p-mailed my list already. I hope the elves will have enough time to get everything in the nick of time for St. Nick!
3 x HO = Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to you and Grandpa Mark, and your wonderful family, and all lildoxis at Vom Daxi Haus!
Claire-Claire
by Fernande Hastert Kuykendall </span>